We're back again, kids, for another Monday morning in the studio. Kelly got a nice little break from us in Jamaica last week and has come back tan and happy and ready to WORK. Let's do this.


Also, Hoss has gotten us the hookup for our next 'interesting job'! Listen in to hear what's coming up on the Kelly Manno show in the near future...

Aaaaand if you're not a hockey fan or you don't know any hockey fans, you might not know that the St. Louis Blues have been in a rut big time lately. Kelly and Hoss will break it down for you. Producer Stephanie will sit in silent amazement of their analysis skills.

Our buddy Jess is back to talk about our topic today. Back in 2004, she was in a major car accident while on assignment for work at a local radio station. She was in the hospital in a coma for a month and when she woke up, had NO memory of the accident or anything that came after. This is apparently something science can explain about how our brains process trauma. Crazy stuff!

We also had some stories from listeners and caller Rob on the phone to tell us his similar story that happened just this past November about waking up in the hospital and having no recollection of how he got there or what happened. You have to hear him tell it!


This was also a big week in the US! The new President was sworn in and while we didn't want to get into more politics, we did chat a bit about the Women's Marches that were happening across the country. Did you march this weekend? Kelly still isn't 100% sure what everyone was marching about but the events drew huge (yuuuge) crowds.



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We're recorded today because Kelly thought she was getting sick on Sunday night and dosed herself with cold meds to sleep it off. There was no getting up Monday morning for a show. So we're a little late but you're in luck because its a great show, so just go listen to it!

The highlight of today's show is our world debut of Luci the Pint-Sized Prankster!

Kelly's 9 year-old daughter Luci has been dying to be on the show forever so she's decided to be our resident funny-guy.

For her first time out, we've got an awesome prank call to find out if Luci can get help with a penguin that's taken up residence in her bathtub! People were confused, there were hangups, we actually got some advice on what to do with a penguin - it was great! Expect more from our Pint-Sized Prankster in the future!


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We're back! Did you miss us? Of course you did. I know you're all a little confused because its Tuesday instead of Monday but GET OVER IT! We need a break, too, dammit! Just kidding. We're so glad to be back and next week we'll be back to making your Monday mornings suck a little bit less. Until then, everyone enjoy their first day back at work and hopefully we can make you laugh a little along the way. Its gonna be the Monday-est Tuesday ever!

Mkay, if you're still with me, we spent some time chatting about the NHL Winter Classic that was played in Busch Stadium this weekend. Yep, they filled up baseball heaven with ice and had a classic rivalry game between our St. Louis Blues and the Chicago Blackhawks. The whole weekend was filled with events and even some old Blues friends stopped in for an alumni game before the big show.

Hi Wayne!

Did you get your kid a Hatchimal for Christmas? Has it cussed at you yet?? Listen in as we test out Kelly's kids' Hatchimals to see if they start spouting profanity before naptime. Riveting!

We also have an awesome giveaway this week!! We're not promoting this one on Facebook and decided to keep it just for our amazing listeners. So its a super-secret-listener-only contest. I totally wish I could tell you all about it but you're just gonna have to listen to hear all the deets on how to win a SWEET Ryan Reaves jersey and a puck signed by Patrick Bergland. So go! Listen now! Do the thing! Win the stuff!


And if you missed the trainwreck that continues to be Mariah Carey, she blew it again on New Year's Eve when there was a problem with her song track and she couldn't hear. It was painful. Really awkward. Her dancers deserve an Oscar for keeping up the show, though! Bravo, dancers! Check it here - yikes:




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