Granite City Rocks!

Usually when my hometown of Granite City makes the news it's because of a meth lab bust or an animal hoarder. They find the biggest tooth-less hoosier in town and interview them on television.

But not this time, this time the fine folks of Granite City caught a serial-killer in mid killing spree! They found him at a local bar (the one that people with teeth hang out at) Everyone who grows up in GC has been to that bar I played softball for them for years and my parents live about 2 minutes away.

So you're welcome rest of the world, Granite City Rocks ...sleep safe tonight.